Where is my Sophie’s Choice???

A friend, Sarah, pointed out that this guy probably hadn't read the novel he was referencing (permalink).

I want the unadulterated surrender of your body, mind, and soul. I want to submit you to a strange house in which you will be bound, blindfolded, and required to obediently do whatever they're told, for whomever tells you to do so. Also, metal poles of various thickness will be stuck up your ass. You will endure pain, but it is this very "pain" that you will covet. And after all, isn't pain merely pleasure from a different perspective? Though you will be offered your freedom on several occasions, you’ll choose the physical bondage and torture over freedom. You will learn that to accept this bondage is to receive unmentionable pleasure, but to deny our environment is to suffer unnecessarily.

Wait. That’s my Story of “O” ad.

Hi, I’m Stingo. I’m an inordinately horny, frustrated, pained, wise-cracking man in his early, ahem, 20s…