Meticulously I Crush My Warm Balls. A Poem by Mr. Banana Hammock

Meticulously I crush my warm balls
Nestled in pita
Before slathering them in hummus
Tomato and cucumber salad
Baba ganoush and pickled cabbage

Fried crushed chickpeas
Ancient fare of the forebearers
Of one of my ex-girlfriends
Best accompanied with pomme frites
And mayonnaise and a coke.

Oh falafel
Uniquely dutch treat
I ate you for lunch
At the Amsterdam Falafel Shop
Open seven days a week
Friday and Saturday until 4 AM.