Fun Together! Lets Make IT!

Say what the fuck (permalink)? Intelligence vampire seeks smart woman...

Hello; Please see the end of my posting because. I am new to this grammar and punctuation thing. I figure I'll give internets dating a spin or swivel because I keep so busy with work and other non-work activities. I am very sociable and pleasant painless to get along with. I’m sparkly but not gay! I love to walks on the beach and swims in the ocean. I am very unprejudiced and unique in a lot of ways. I love to rub boobies and make sex. I also like receiving oral sex. I am very unique. I am looking for someone equally unique so I may share the joy and fun in my life inside her. I think life is very short and you should enjoy it as much as possible so why not do it with someone who cares and is worth sharing it with rather than meeting someone at a bar for doing it. I don’t play games because I am too old and tired of that. You shouldn’t play games because you’re not old and tired but young and hot and just not a game-player. I am very blunt at times and call it as I see it. Like, “Your butt looks big in those jeans” or “Ouch! Not so much teeth” or “Since you was up, could you grab me a beer?” I think it would be so nice to find someone to do that with instead of lying to someone. Lying ugly, truth nicey nice. I want someone who can communicate because clearly key is clear communication, right? I'm sure you understand too been there done that. If you would like to know more I can be reached at mrbananahammock where the mail is geeee..... (gmail) or on the linkey above. I would like to meet someone who is fun to be around, young and hot, bendy, and a person who likes to make inside loving sexy bed adventures.

The qualities I am looking for are someone who is fun, young and hot, bendy, and who likes me inside their bodies. Someone who is not afraid to express herself and not player of games. I am not fond of mind tricks or gameplayers or unbendy ladies. Someone who likes good times and good bed joyfulness and hippity hop and try new things together, maybe even get wild and do different positions like you on top! Wow. Feeling the hotness now….are you? Please be lady as I am gentlemanly. Life too short why not enjoy it with someone worth time and qualities that won't judge unless it is required that to be judged. Please have qualities that I mention.

No freaks or people from Ohio.