Adams Morgan Day-A-Palooza Missed Connections-A-Go-Go

9 out of 10 women seem to wear those oversized sunglasses that seem to be all the fashion this summer....

1. Cute short-haired blonde, skinny and height challenged, pink top, wearing those oversized glasses that seem to be in fashion this summer. Coffee?
2. Cute, skinnky diswater blode, jeans, zig-zag patterned top, flip flops, black purse. Drinks?
3. Way out of my league brunette wearing brown top and black skirt, wearing those oversized glasses that seem to be in fashion this summer. Ruffies?
4. Girl with ample buttocks, tramps stamp, t-shirt that said "utterly adorable" wearing those oversized glasses that seem to be in fashion this summer. Pancakes?
5. Cute young brunette with green skirt, white top, possibly with boyfriend, wearing those oversized glasses that seem to be in fashion this summer. Ice Cream?
6. Tall, skinny, blonde wearing a black tee and khaki pants and those oversized glasses that seem to be in fashion this summer. Spanakopitas?
7. Cute blonde wearing purple top and black capris, talking on the phone, and wearing those oversized glasses that seem to be in fashion this summer. Pupusas?
   
8. Dirty blonde eating tex-mex food, wearing an orange "City Sports" tee and those oversized glasses that seem to be in fashion this summer. Chicken on a Stick?
9. Cute curly haired redhead, too skinny, wearing green city shorts, a black top and those oversized glasses that seem to be in fashion this summer. Steak?
10. Skinny cute blonde wearing a blue sundress and those oversized glasses that seem to be in fashion this summer. Salad?

He gets letters:

"you are one desperate fuck head"