I'm on top

Here's to you fellas. You who repost the same message 20 times a day because you don't think women scroll down and read your posts.

I'm on top for now anyway. Then other posters will post and I will no longer be on top. That's why the ladies aren't responding. Then I will repost this message. That should take care of things.



He gets letters:

"Just have to say, you are a very funny guy. If I was at home looking at this with a beer in my hand, it would be even funnier. Just get a kick out of your postings."