“Passes and Glasses” by Mr. Banana Hammock (not Omari)

I just cannot get enough of Omari...

Do women make passes at guys that wear glasses? I know I make passes or at least flirt with women that wear glasses. Come to think of it, all of my serious girlfriends had been glasses girls. They also had previously dated men who either suffered from paranoid Schizophrenia, were check kiters, robbed banks or were Asian.

Glasses girls: they are hip, fun, like good music, epitomize glamour. If you want to know if someone's really cool - the best way to tell is if they wear their glasses out to a nightclub - then you know they're comfortable with themselves. They buck a system that says glasses aren't chic. They are expressing their individuality, they accept themselves for who they are, in all their glasses glory, and I find that very sexy.

I think I really started to fall for glasses girls after Lisa Loeb’s “Stay” video was released. Not so much that I liked the song, but I liked her look. Her glasses. Ms. Loeb is also an actress. She was in a movie I “on demanded” last weekend called “Serial Killing 101.” The story revolves around Casey Nolan, a high school senior who leads a bland, boring existence. Neither a nerd nor a popular jock he goes unnoticed by most, except for his teachers who are always on his case due to his lack of discipline. Casey becomes enamored with the dark things of life such as horror movies, goth music and especially serial killers. So much so, that Casey decides he wants to be a serial killer himself, figuring it will finally get him noticed and give him a chance to put his stamp on the world. He's not exactly sure where to start until he meets Sasha (Lisa Loeb), a goth girl in his class who cuts a deal with him: She will help him become a serial killer as long as he makes her his first victim. Casey accepts the deal but as time goes on he realizes that it's mighty hard to kill someone you're falling in love with. Her performance was rather good although a mid-thirties high school student is a pretty tough sell.

I don’t think I’d make a very good serial killer, however. It takes patience, good timing, and motivation. I have none of these skills. In fact, I was telling someone just the other day that I probably would’ve stalked her had not it been so hot out and had “From Justin to Kelly” not been on HBO at the time. So go figure.



He gets letters:

R&R Post, Raves: "not only is this guy funny but he is hot. very hot. yum."