Everything I do is going to be mad crunk, aiight?

Everything he does is going to be funky. Everything I do is going to be mad crunk, aiight?

Professional American mutt, 36. Well, I’m so adorable that small woodland creatures alight on my outstretched arms as I sing on nature walks. They might be biased, however, as I slather my arms with peanut butter and bird seed before setting out. So, you be the judge. I love dark smoky bars, road trips, greasy diners, surfing the internet for pornography and codependent women. Can be bad but it's always good. Sending a picture would be appreciated, since you already have mine. Live for today. Proprio quello che ha ordinato il medico.



He gets letters:

"You ad is hilarious (in a good way of course)! good luck in your search, you are cute so you should not have any problems."

"You rock. Thank you for the smile. :)"

"HAHA. I just had to say that your ad and pic put a smile on my face."