Under-worked intellectually challenged emotional cripple

Ispiration comes from the strangest places...

I am a very different mix so I will lay it out here as honestly and completely as I can. I live a life bouncing back and forth from my Adams Morgan apartment and my office downtown. I spend most of my time in my apartment so I thought I might try this. What you will find in me is an under-worked intellectually challenged emotional cripple and socially retarded. I would love to find someone. Anyone. Female. I know that you are out there, I just hope you are reading Craigslist in DC.

I am a lot of fun, can talk for hours about almost anything except celebrities, most sports, art, literature, your friends, my friends (I don’t have any), religion, science, films, current events, etc. What went on in therapy this week is always a favorite topic of mine.

I am 35 years old but look and act younger. Younger like the Home Alone kid. Star Wars fans a big plus. Please no Wookies.



He gets letters:

"...thank you for being so damned entertaining!!...Can you please spoof that guy who posts almost everyday with "Looking for my new best friend" or "Looking for a lucky lady" 45...he really needs some new material!! We're counting on you!!"