Playing with myself is soooo hard alone.....

So too is playing frisbee I suppose.

Oh wait. No it's not. But I also get funny looks from the tourists in their matching FBI hats and t-shirts. Maybe I should take my shit inside. Thoughts?

He gets letters:

"To the biter of the frisbee ad. Real original buddy! You would figure at 35 you would have the experience and knowledge to think of something on your own. Guess not...oh well. Yes, this is the original poster."