Ladies want to attend an ON-premise lifestyles party this Saturday
Mine is on-premise, his is Off...
I am seeking single women to come over to My House (MH) with me. MH will feature an on-premise "lifestyle" party for me and, well, single ladies this Saturday night.
I have never done this before but I suspect I will enjoy myself. If I really really enjoy myself, I might want to do this on a more regular basis.
Since other men aren’t allowed to attend MH for any reason whatsoever, I am seeking females to attend MH with me. Because MH is an on-premise party, you might loads of wild stuff, like me wearing girls underwear with a lampshade on my head, dancing around like a nut. Maybe a game of spin the bottle on the living room floor. I might even be playing my Xbox at some point. I'll even do the "have you ever seen a one-eared elephant" joke. Truly wild stuff.
As for me, I am single professional male, 6’, 172 lbs. If you wish, we can meet for drinks beforehand during the week for "pre-screening" purposes. If there is mutual attraction, even better.
If it makes you feel more comfortable, perhaps we can meet for a drink with the other women who answered this ad so that it feels less like a date.
He gets letters:
"YOU are so much fun."
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