I want you for stimulation... Crotch-wise - Helpless Cad here!

Helpless (?) Romantic...

I want somebody I can connect with and have deep conversations with, like how many tater tots it would take to fill in Lake Michigan and whether or not the new Bennifer is better than the old Bennifer. I would love to get to know you, maybe even get together in person rather than on these internet, go get a bucket of KFC and hang out in some park.

I've been looking for a great girl with an enlarged heart. This type of girl is so hard to find these days. I have found many of the wrong girls, I can tell you. Going to the bar/club and getting hit on by drunk girls or girls that just want to get in your pants honestly never gets old but it may if ever happened to me all the time. I am sure you feel the same way. I want something a little more substantial. You may be reading this and thinking is this guy crazy? He wouldn’t take advantage of a drunk girl or a girl trying to get him in bed? You’d be wrong because I never actually said that. I guess I'm different than other guys.

What you get: Im 35 y/o, 6'0 foot good lucking, dark brown hair, bryn eyes. Most would describe me as well put together. I try to keep fit and try to look good. I am affectionate and not afraid to show it. I’ll show you my affection in a bathroom at a bar, in an alley behind a dumpster, in Rock Creek Park, wherever. Thanks for reading my post.