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Honestly. Nothing gets me more bothered than the romantically challenged.

I know that essence of a good relationship is losing every argument.
Being wrong is not something you just do on special occasions, but a way of life.
You are especially wrong during “that time of the month.”
Flowers. Even if they claim to hate them, you get them flowers.
Don’t hit on her friends or family.
Never tell her that butt “looks big” in those jeans even if she insists on honesty. It is a trap.
If you want to avoid a painfully long discussion and perhaps some screaming on her part, never, never offer advice.
Small thoughtful gifts bring blowjobs.