Lunch Boredom? Let me take you on the best lunch date ever conceived

I don't get the if you don't like golf, let's golf part of this guys post. But best lunch date ever?

Are you bored at lunch, well let me take you on a best lunch date ever conceived by mortal man. . .

First we will meet around Metro centre, then either we ride unicorns or we can skip to haines point, then we shoot some balls at the Golf driving range, if you are not into golfing then we can just go golfing, after that we swim across the potomac and have lunch at the airport Sbarro. If we like each other I'll buy us a packet of SKITTLES® and we'll just taste the rainbow™!

No longer psycho-friendly. Please respond with pic . . .

He gets letters:

"is this real or are you on some psychedelic drugs?"

"Aaaah, that was the cutest ad on CL I've ever read. Nice. Hope you found
that lunch date. Take care and don't forget to ride the MILKY WAY"

"that is so funny, are you mimiking another advert. That is so hilariious. Just for
that I would love to go out to the lunch date with you. I am not into
golfing, so I guess we will just go golfing . . .hit me back."