i need some man on woman experience from a nice lady

Does a plea for needing experience really work? Let's find out...

im a 35 y/o virgin. 6'170lbs, i live in adams morgan. im a grate speller. i am in need of some experience. this is kinda of a hook up thing but age isnt that important unless you’re my age or ur older. but ur stats and a pic would be nice. pleez be cute and slim. i hope you can help me. would be a plus if ur in the same area. my caps key is missing. deflower me.



He gets letters:

"...and now I need someone to clean up the Diet Dr. Pepper I spewed all over my keyboard while reading your post. And bring some Kleenex while you're at it ...my nostrils are burning from the carbonation I exhaled."