Still Looking For That Special Woman

Him too...

Hi ladies,

I'm a funny, looking, brave, swashbuckling, single and a very sane white guy. I’m into telekinesis, chakra balancing, basic pirating, and panty sniffing. I'm 6'-o tall and about 172#. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I make a good friend and am a worthy adversary.

I've been single for a while and I am looking for the right woman to change my singlosity. I have met some lovely women, lonely women, ugly women, fat women, skinny women, tall women, short women, women with no sense of humor, way to young women for me (above 18 I guess which maybe isn’t way to young, but..) through CL and I am trying again since Miss "Let’s have sex in the alley behind the dumpster" wasn't among them. I hope to add a fun, easy woman to my group of friends.

Being totally single, as opposed to partially single, a romantic interest and a party/dinner friend would be nice. A fuck-buddy would be better. A girlfriend would be ideal. A wife? Let me think about that one.

I know that Miss Perfect doesn't exist but I believe that Miss "Let’s have sex in the alley behind the dumpster" does. I'm looking for the right woman to start a fun/best friend relationship.

Knowing that the luck of a lifetime is rare, I move slowly with regard to romance. I am dangerous though. And bad. Women like that right? I’m really bad.

I believe that good friends are where relationships begin. I am practicable and I know that luck doesn't just happen. This type of luck needs the combination of timing, geospatial locationing, voodoo chanting, and a willingness to try something new.

I have no physical preference as long as I am attracted. Thin to a little thinner than average, short to medium short. It doesn't really matter as long as you have nice boobies. I'm a sucker for boobies. Boobies are key. I like them blue footed, but red footed are ok too.

I am open to making new friendships and my heart is open to romance.

Boobies!



He gets letters:

" You are a jerk! I've met the poster and you seem like an Idiot. Make
up your own post and stop knocking others. Grow some guts!"