A highly specific and impossible request

I follow up a highly specific and unusual request with what I thought would be an impossible request (permalink). Will I find love on craigslist? We will see later tonight...

I'm looking for an attractive, woman with small to medium-sized boobs with short hair and glasses in her late twenties to mid-thirties for a traditional-style relationship. Ideally you are an intelligent smartipants, sarcastic, have a good sense of humor, and are comfortable with yourself. You are curious and would like to try most things at least once. You aren’t so much the jealous type and you actually may get along with other women. You don’t nag either.

About me? I am a guy. I am currently employed. Beer good. Stuff good. Electronics? Good.

If you're seriously interested, please email me with a little about yourself. Thanks for your interest.