It's a lot like life

Let's play master and servant...(permalink).

You are a woman. A woman who desires to be with a strong man. I am a strong man. Perhaps I am the strong man you desire to be with? Strong in the sense that he can lift heavy things with relative ease. Strong in the sense that movies like "Love Story" will not make him cry. Strong in the sense that he is there to lead the relationship. You will follow.

He leads with the common sense to initiate communication on matters that affect the heart; you will trust him when he tells you to “shut up”; he leads by discouraging your weakness; he leads by the simple fact that you follow; he leads by affirming your femininity and knowing full well that he has the last word on matters (because after all you’re just a girl); he leads by proper spelling and the semicolon; he leads knowing that humbling himself by making mistakes or dancing poorly does not make his weak in your eyes but strengthens your love for him otherwise he’ll beat you; and finally he leads by satisfying your erogenous areas with his patented sexual techniques that are guaranteed to make you warble like a woodcock and shudder like a poorly tuned diesel engine. Employing bad similes, he leads.