Sublimely Übersexual

Profoundly Überstupid (permalink).

In my personal life I strive for excellence in everything that I do: the way I dress, the quality of my work, and what I eat. Understanding the finer things is important to me. For example, I know that true Kobe beef can only be purchased in Japan and that Kobe “style” beef can be purchased in the U.S. I also know that Kobe beef can be prepared as steak, sukiyaki, shabu shabu, sashimi, and teppanyaki. Additionally, I possess awareness that Crottin de Chavignol is a finer cheese, than say, an American cheese like Kraft singles, and unlike Kraft singles, Crottin de Chavignol is best enjoyed on a cheese board. These are but a few of the finer things that I understand.

I have recently moved to the D.C. area. I seek a woman of equal passions, intelligence, and pretentions. A woman who possesses awareness of fine cheeses and beef. I am able to navigate any level of social strata with dignity, poise, and grace. I hold no prejudices except those who do not understand fine cheeses and beef. The eyes of all women are struck pleasant by my pulchritudinous visage. I posses neither ex-spouse nor child nor any baggage that I am equipped to cogitate. I am gainfully engaged in career activities. I give voice to a desire to engage an outstanding woman in a relationship fraught with sensuosity. The woman for whom I will cultivate my robust zeal will be resplendent both in mental representation, countenance and a maturity level commensurate with my own. That's kind of penultimately it.

If you seek a higher level of sophistication so offered in a man like myself, a man among boys, a man who knows many different big words, a man who may quite possibly own a thesaurus, a man who knows good beef and cheese, a man who cannot say no to a good run-on sentence, send an email to the address that is above, the address at the top of the page, include a picture of yourself and tell me what drives your interests, makes you laugh, makes you cry, motivates your soul. Please no pictures of your soul.

No freaks.

Idiots respond:

"First of all: Uebersexual is a German word, and you made no comment about this word in your description. Then, if you like cheese, as one of the fine things in life, you should have made a better photo of yourself. This photo does not show a person, who likes fine things (not your shirt, not the calendar in the back, etc.)

Guess, you only know the Crottin, which means in French also the dirt from dogs on the steets, or the dirt from cows on the field.

Good luck to you, and try to improve your picture. A nice bottle of red wine, next to the cheese and you in the back would work better to find the right woman. I love cheese, I love red wine, as I learned a lot from my ex who is French. But I also like other fine, really fine things in life!
Lonelyheart"