Humbert Humbert had the Right Idea!

Here's to you Mrs. Robinson! (permalink)

Humbert Humbert had the right idea – finding a younger woman for some fun, casual times! Hopefully I won't become nearly as obsessed if you run off with another guy!

Me? I’m a white man in my mid-30s who appreciates exclamation points as well as all that a younger woman has to offer – nice firm buttocks, perky boobs, etc.! I’m seeking a young coquettish white female 25+ for exciting and satisfying times! Please don't be too young as I don't want to marry your mother to get close to you!

Interested in hearing more? Drop me a line!
(photos a plus!!!)

Thanks!!!!


He gets letters:

"Just a brief line to congratulate you on your highly amusing posts. I have enjoyed reading them over the last couple of weeks. Please keep it up. You have an excellent sense of humor. I hope you find your Lolita."