Just me having fun with the sad sacks of craigslist M4W in Washington, DC.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Hiyuh guys! If yuh like sexy accented fellas...

Michigan guy again! I guess I'm feeling nostalgic for a nice big cold glass of melk. Maybe he'll continue on into bad poetry Thursday!

... we can sit ahn my davenport, split a pop and eat some samwiches and tawk, eh?

How’zit goin’? Swm new tuh da area, da home of Cahngriss and da GoverMit. Da Big Ciddy! Wahw! All da big buildings…it’s like bein’ in da wuds (but with no guns or Stroh’s). I’m u-sta jest openin’ up the doorwall and hangin’ out on the padio with a cole one (though I gotsa say I doan miss climin’ up on da ruff and cleenin’ da eeevstraaaf).

Bout me? I’ve got ekceptional Michiganderr good looks (not some bunkin’ from Minnuhsoda, eh?), in shape (I play haahkee and curlin’), drive a Tie-oda, strong affinity fer bolth Vernors and da Canadian ballet.

Geez-Louise! I'm a real cloze-horse as yuh can see. Naht! But at least I like ta be COMFterbul. Yuh shood too. Fudgies not a problem, but would nice if yuhr pretty, slim and younger :)

Have a good one!

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