Ladies beware of this ad

Beware.

Ladies beware of this ad. This guy is single but a total horndog and posted under different profile now. His name is Mr. Banana Hammock. Don't go to his place. Using merely the power of his mind he will take off your clothes instantly for sex. It will be toe curling sex and it will last a couple of hours. I barely got any sleep.

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Well, it is Saturday evening. I’m sitting here with no plans for tonight. Really, I reserved the entire weekend to watch movies on demand. Intentionally didn’t make any plans. Just sorta hanging out. I’m thinking I may do something after all. Maybe slip on my Carla Behrle leather pants. No shirt. Walk down to Columbia Heights to 18th Street. Maybe hang out for something to drink or eat in Adams Morgan. Me: 36, white, muscular, very clean cut. Heading out to the gym soon for my SuperFreak Workout for Juiced-Up Psychos but will be back later. Looking for someone small, cute and reasonably nice to hang out with for the evening. If we like each other we could walk back to my place and put a movie on. I love old movies and just hanging out. And mind control and sex. Maybe even pick up a small bottle of wine. I’ve got Gatorade and plenty of lube. Nice, casual, no drama night. Pic for pic.