Amateur Gynecologist wouldn't mind LTR either

Him? Professional. Me? Amateur

Hello,
I am serious...maybe Craigslist can assist me in locating a smart, fecund, lady in whom I can implant my man-seed for baby-making. Before actual baby-making, I will need a couple of years practice baby-making. I am a swashbuckling, modestly evil man-child that is both outdoorsy and indoorsy. I adore seedy bars, travel, the vocal stylings of Jenny Lewis, and have a life that is under control for the most part. My middle name is Matthew but I thinking of changing it to “drama.”

Only serious replies get a response promptly. Please relate your needs and tell me about yourself in some detail. No longer psycho-friendly.

Thanks