Eproctophiliac Seeks Taco Bell Date

Another Fetish Guy (permalink).

Do you like eating lots of refried beans and have someone smell you farts? Do you have trouble finding guys that will tolerate your flatulance? Well, I'm all about your sweet, sweet butt gasses. YOUR farts. Let me breathe them in deeply, let me savor them like the bouquet of a fine wine. Either way, I will help you enjoy yourself to your hearts content.

No reciprocity is seeked. No other sexual contact wanted. (Maybe some kissing is okay, but up to you.) Let me feast upon your gassy boutiforous emanations.

I'm a 37 year old, clean professional white male. You should be clean, classy, and highly gassy. Marital status, race, age are all unimportant to me.

Write me soon! Serious people only please. No Beano. No freaks.