Bad Poetry Thursday: PUMP TECH™

I’m cranking out the reps
My blood is flowing
And my muscles are feeling full
I’m training hard
It’s all about getting the pump
Is there anything better?

Yes! A supplement
For the ultimate pump
A supplement like no other
Mind boggling muscle pumps
And crazy vascularity
And I keep it for hours
After I’ve left the gym

PUMP-TECH™!
It jacks up my Nitric Oxide levels
Increases my pumps
Increases my vascular response
And contains two proprietary blends
Blends that have my muscles
Blow up like balloons

My workout
For extreme cell volumization
Has me looking forward
To hardcore workouts
My muscles will be pumped
Up to shirt-splitting size